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Dark Energy

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Dark Energy is not an energy drink. Indeed, if we suggested it possessed any form of health benefit or performance enhancement we could get into deep trouble with The Portman Group. So please accept the fact that it will not make you more healthy, richer, more handsome (or beautiful) nor will it improve your performance in bed.

Dark Energy 300

Dave insists that his existing superhero attributes have nothing to do with the copious amounts he drinks, and that’s that.

This beer is dark, so that bit of the name isn’t misleading. And, for sure, if the total mass of matter contained in the bottle was converted to energy, using E=mCthen we’d be talking about a lot of energy. (8,250 TWh by our calculations, actually)


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